pumpkin
06-22-2006, 10:53 AM
AS A WOMAN*WASPASSING HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.*SO SHEOPENED THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
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*THE DAUGHTERREPLIED:
"MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,UNMARRIED,AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
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*THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.** SO HE*OPENED THE DOOR AND OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, HE ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING:
THE DAUGHTER SAID:*"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
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*A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND HEARD A BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED WHAT THE @#@# ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON IN LAW "
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SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
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*THE DAUGHTERREPLIED:
"MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD,UNMARRIED,AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
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*THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.** SO HE*OPENED THE DOOR AND OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, HE ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING:
THE DAUGHTER SAID:*"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
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*A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND HEARD A BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED WHAT THE @#@# ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON IN LAW "
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