pumpkin
10-24-2008, 12:55 AM
> Subject: DONT FORGET ABOUT NEXT SATURDAY
>
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>
> Don't forget to mark your calenders.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
> woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
> So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
> walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
> of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
> think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
> support for all American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
> side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity. God bless America !
>
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
> at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward
> and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
>
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>
>
> Don't forget to mark your calenders.
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
> woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
> So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to
> walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
> neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
>
> All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
> of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they
> think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
> support for all American women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
> side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
> activity. God bless America !
>
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to
> at least 5 people you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward
> and are in the position of posing as a national threat!
>
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