Mrs.Freeze
10-09-2008, 01:13 PM
They always ask at the doctor's office
> > why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others> > what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.> >> > There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists> > you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other> > patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the> > way this old guy handled it.> >> > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and> > approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello,> > sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the> > doctor today?'> >> > 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.> >> > The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You> > shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say> > things like that.'> >> > Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.> >> > The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some> > embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have> > said there is something wrong with your ear or something and> > discussed the problem further with the doctor in> > private.'> >> > The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a> > room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass> > anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and> > then re-entered.> >> > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'> >> > 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.> >> > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he> > had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'> >> > I can't piss out of it,' he replied.> >> > The waiting room erupted in laughter.
> > why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others> > what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.> >> > There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists> > you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other> > patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the> > way this old guy handled it.> >> > An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and> > approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello,> > sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the> > doctor today?'> >> > 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.> >> > The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You> > shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say> > things like that.'> >> > Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.> >> > The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some> > embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have> > said there is something wrong with your ear or something and> > discussed the problem further with the doctor in> > private.'> >> > The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a> > room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass> > anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and> > then re-entered.> >> > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'> >> > 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.> >> > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he> > had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'> >> > I can't piss out of it,' he replied.> >> > The waiting room erupted in laughter.