Roger Waring
09-29-2008, 11:44 AM
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local
pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle
of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and realizes almost too late that there is
yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that
his drive home has
turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side
to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his
car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth
he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer
stops him mid-sentence and says,
'Fer Chris-sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!'
pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle
of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and realizes almost too late that there is
yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that
his drive home has
turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side
to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his
car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth
he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer
stops him mid-sentence and says,
'Fer Chris-sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!'