pumpkin
06-03-2006, 09:16 AM
TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006:
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17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine.*
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.*
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.*
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.*
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?*
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.*
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.*
* 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
* 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
* 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
* 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Bes t Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
* 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
* 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
* 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
* 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
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And the Number #1 country song is:
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* 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!*
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17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine.*
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long.*
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.*
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.*
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?*
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.*
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.*
* 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
* 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
* 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
* 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Bes t Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
* 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
* 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
* 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
* 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
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And the Number #1 country song is:
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* 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!*
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